| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part I: Bicker Man | | 4:07 |
| 2 | I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part II: Stretch Armstonk | | 3:22 |
| 3 | I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part III: The Bards Mard | | 1:56 |
| 4 | I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part IV: Just Potatoes | | 1:19 |
| 5 | I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part V: Yellow Donut Doggo | | 2:15 |
| 6 | I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part VI: We Could’ve but We Didn’t | | 0:38 |
| 7 | I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part VII: Merry Sage of Perspective | | 3:04 |
| 8 | I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part VIII: Mince (Hack Into the Mainframe) | | 4:52 |
| 9 | The Best | | 2:25 |
| 10 | Flower in Hand | | 2:18 |
| 11 | Time Away From Nosferatu | | 1:03 |
| 12 | The Yolk That Fell Out | | 1:24 |
| 13 | Imitating a Brief Projetion of Gurdjieff | | 1:04 |
| 14 | Ungrateful Son | | 0:57 |
| 15 | Yuppie Gloup | | 0:53 |
| 16 | Ego Is a Phoenix | | 1:13 |
| 17 | Poo | | 0:29 |
| 18 | Corduroy | | 1:05 |
| 19 | Life in the Chalk Basket | | 1:10 |
| 20 | Wellington Wisp Part I: On the Mill Floor | | 1:31 |
| 21 | Wellington Wisp Part II: M407FS | | 3:42 |
| 22 | Boosep | | 1:55 |
| 23 | Just a Worm | | 1:33 |
| 24 | A Fart at Night Resets the Balance | | 0:47 |
| 25 | Egg and Spoon | | 2:11 |
| 26 | Cringey Wincer | | 3:36 |
| 27 | Deep Down I’m Really Mark Smith | | 5:16 |