My Name Is (clean revision)

This is the version that appears on singles and the clean editions of The Slim Shady LP.

The lyrics differ from the original in a number of places, but this version can be identified by the following lyrics at the start of the second verse (revised lyrics in bold):

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And told him to change the grade on the paper